LIL BUB: "BUB, do you endorse anyone for President?"
Well definitely not that one guy Matt Rumney. That guy makes me horribly sad and nauseous . He makes me want to fly back to my home planet Bub Ub Bub. The other guy Bark O’Bumble is like a bubillion times better than him. So since there’s pretty much only two realistic choices, I endorse him.
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please do not vote for lil bub. she cannot do the job of president. she just cant.